Going to work, I spilled coke (beverage) on my jeans and button down white shirt (favorite outfit). I said, "Oh crap!"(expletive), prayed no one would notice, then stepped into poop (disgusting thing), ruining my boots (best shoes). My cell phone rang; it was Tom (name of vile ex), saying he'd gotten engaged. I stopped for pasta (comfort food) but was in line behind a slimy (negative adjective) guy who was so busy biting his nails (bad habit ending in -ing) that he took longer than a sloth (slow animal) to buy his pastrami (deli item). To top it off, I was 8 (number) hours late getting in and stayed 'til 9 p.m.. to finish filing (boring task). Once I got home, I grabbed my Suzie Bake Oven (childhood toy) and a giant bag of 3 musketeers (candy). Is it tomorrow yet?