Also, just a couple of my regular mentionings:
Yesterday, April 25th, was National Zucchini Bread Day. Oh yum!
Today, April 26th, is National Pretzel Day. I love passing the pretzel place in the mall cause it always smells so delicious! Next time you pass Aunt Annies stop and grab a pretzel and tell them you're celebratin' (or you could just make your own).
"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."
"chillax" or "chillaxin"
1. To chill and relax simultaneously.